Sin City

1)Two words: silicone and saline
2)Bright Lights; Big City
3)In-N-Out-Mmmm-mmmm
4)The Virgin River Gorge
5)Starbucks Mocha Frappé (one shot, extra chocolate, skim milk please)
6)Quarters-only parking meters with no quarters and machines that take only twenties
7)Delayed plane-parking ticket anxiety
8)Too much perfume, body lotion, sweat
9)Slot machines ring-ring-ringing in my ear
10)The lovely face of my first-born walking up the ramp-ahhhhhhh.