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Me: Why do we have to have boogers?
E: Mom, they keep our respiratory system clean....
Me: I know. I know. I know the function of them, but why boogers?
K: Besides, they taste funny.
The rest of us: collapse into giggles.
That's my girl.
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Of manners and such
K, after a particularly loud (and unacceptable) belch at the table:
"Mom, sometimes people do things but then afterwards they say what they need to, O.K.?"
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At our house, I've taught the kids to rate the quality of their belches, based on range, loudness and smell. Making it fun, they have no problem saying 'excuse me' before handing out a rating. I still win every time.
Urp.
Hector.
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Hector Vex on January 11, 2005 10:43 AM
Oh....my....
Well, we do have females in this house and occuring in the van while driving, or while outside, let the games begin, but at my table- completely unacceptable. Now, teaching belching games to other people's children is fun (KD, what say ye?)
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Rae on January 11, 2005 10:48 AM
I say pay backs are hell. You just wait, I am buying a plane ticket right now.
Let the record show..."I do not think bodily noises should be encouraged!"
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Special K on January 11, 2005 03:53 PM
That is hilarious ::: laughing ::: not belching... yet ::: just laughing :::
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Randy on January 11, 2005 07:18 PM
I may be the only one who still remembers the episode of "The Simpsons" where Jay Sherman of "The Critic" was a guest character.
Off-camera in multiple scenes were loud, earth-rending belches credited to Eudora Welty.
Ever since then, she has been my hero.
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McGehee on January 12, 2005 12:26 PM
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