December 16, 2004

Is This Thing On?



(screech of feedback)

Good morning, one and all. You know, it takes a certain kind of Christian woman to invite an atheist like me to guest-blog. This probably explains why Rae was picked up by the grumpy men in white coats this morning; that whole "trip to see a friend" story is just a front for the truth, I say!

Seriously though, I've been told to be on my best behavior, so I won't go into the varied arguments against the existence of God, or talk about sundry body parts I might find of interest, or even use naughty words to express my frustration with the state of the world. If you want that, you'll have to visit me over at The World Wide Rant, where you can't touch my monkey, but you can certainly admire him.

So, given that I can't talk about the topics that interest me most, what would you like to have me expound upon? Go on, don't be shy. I don't bite. I'm a really nice guy*.

* Normally the phrase "really nice guy" is the kiss of death to any relationship, but I hope that, in this instance, it draws each of you into a closer emotional bond with yours truly. I look forward to all of us sitting around in our PJs, drinking hot chocky, and swapping stories until those Brady boys put itching powder in our sleeping bags and ruin everything!

Posted by at December 16, 2004 07:55 AM | TrackBack

Dear Mr. Rant,

I would like to hear from you about the art of "ranting." Why do people rant? Rant seems to be a buzzword in the blogosphere and some people wear it with pride ... why? I've even been known to have a Randy Rant every once in a while but I don't think I am very good at it.

Posted by: Randy at December 16, 2004 08:31 AM

mr Rant guy,
I was just interested (all bad words aside) your frustrations with the world. I was just curious as to what they are and if they are similar to my own.

Posted by: Sally at December 16, 2004 12:18 PM

Nice intro there, Andy :)

Posted by: Rae at December 16, 2004 08:29 PM
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