BlogRae Secrets: The untold story

ETC News reporter Randy Thomas reporting live for the second day behind the scenes of BlogRae. We are here to discover the truth behind the glitz of this famous blog diva.

When we left you yesterday we discovered that the rumors of secrets in the closet were just unfounded.

DRAT! No dirt there... however, we have an interesting discovery behind door number one. Roll tape...

::: camera approaches the door a little shakily, arm extends to open the door and as the bright lights flood the room we see Elvis bent over a keyboard. He looks up wide-eyed and says ... :::

Oh crud ...

ETC: Elvis? Is that you Elvis?
E: Rae just calls me E ... she's like that ...
ETC: WHAT are YOU doing here?
E: I invented the blogosphere and wanted to personally coach Rae.
ETC: I don't believe it.
E: I sure did...what else did I have to do? Face it, every time I sneeze I start a new cultural revolution.
ETC: What kind of coaching does Rae need?
E: Well, I know what it is like to be fabulous in a pretty boring state (TN) if not the whole country when I first started. I mean hello...they didn't even have rock-n-roll until I came along. It is rough being a beautiful trendsetter. I thought she might need a friend and emailed. Since then I moved to this little room in BlogRae. Rae and R. are really great people...in a really boring state. They need me for empathy.
ETC: So what helps Rae through the rough times?
E: Well of course R and her family are numero uno. She likes hanging out with her friends over good conversation and a fine wine. But when all else fails macrame. Macrame may be ugly to some but it is a great thing to do with friends. It's great for releasing negative energy.
ETC: You are telling us and all three people who might read this post that Rae does macrame projects with Elvis? and that you invented the blogosphere?
E: Yes, and please...just call me E
ETC: Thanks Elv... er E.

Well there you have it. Tonight we discovered that it was not those folks at blogger.com that invented the blogosphere... it was Elvis. We also learned that our beloved Rae does therapeutic macrame.

Thanks for tuning in to ETC news. Stay tuned for further updates behind the scenes at BlogRae. Back to the guest blogging team.