Could I just get some

Could I just get some coffee,
please? I am so glad that you enjoy chatting with such a dear friend, but I just
paid $2.26 for supposedly the best roast in the west and all I want is the cup
in my hand. So, please kindly excuse yourself from the conversation and serve
the paying customer! While you're at it, how about directing some of that cheer
and enthusiasm to the pastries that I kindly requested? And, for pete's sake!
Don't touch the cash register and then my lovely croissant! Oh, yes, the look
of, "What's her problem?" to your co-hort in my discomfort will certainly salve
my uncaffeinated blood! I'll just take my items and..what's this? A customer
comment card? How handy...a pen in my pocket! Hmmm, a name tag on your
fashionable apron.... the ingredients of such sweet satisfaction. Yes, I
certainly will enjoy my coffee and bread this morning. Yes, have a nice day
yourself!