Quick Tips

A lovely Saturday morning and I am sitting here thinking of blog fodder for the desperate.

Careful guys and gals-spin exists (reading or blogging about anything other than politics is "illegitimate" and completely discredits your opinions and intelligence) in the blogosphere.

Quick! Schedule a head-to-toe wax; a facial; a quick relaxing massage; then hurry off to the nearest department store to charge a new outfit (accessories, too). Skip your bag laden bum over to the shoe department and complete your set. Then grab a complimentary bag. Don't forget to nick a Grande Skinny Mocha with extra whipped cream (no sprinkles). I think only by doing such things will one be adequately prepared to face such adversaries.