Scene from Kris' house:
Kris is at her computer. I, being the later-sleeping friend of us both, am just awakening to the sound of the clicking keys. We quietly talk; discussing blog posts; a movie we watched; etc. The smell of coffee pulls me from the bed- and let me tell you, she has created the most comfortable bed in which I have ever slept. I am inspired. (I have decided it must be three things: feather bed [which I don't have but aspire to], down comforter [check], and the most perfect pillows ever designed [now on order]). After retriving my coffee, and thus awakening a bit more, I begin to think of reasons to spur her separation from the monitor. You see, two women, two blogs, one computer doesn't work. I am not alone in my endeavors, however. I noticed the other day, after I had spent what was deemed enough time on the computer, I received a flow of polite requests that I couldn't refuse my friend. After completing the tasks, I came back to find my friend now comfortably situated in the seat I had been warming. We fell into hysterics at the unspoken recognition of our motives in sending one another on various household errands to gain access to the 'sphere.
Examples of our antics:
Covert:
Kris: "Rae, would you mind getting some toilet paper for Micah while I finish making the bed [the computer is in the bedroom and my leaving the bedroom to provide appropriate sanitary conditions for Micah would require my leaving the computer]?"
Rae: "Kris, [from the kitchen thus requiring her need to move away in order to hear me] could you come in here and find the creamer for me?" [As she is digging through the fridge, I slip around the corner and head for the bedroom.]
Overt:
Kris: "[An attempt to blame her need for organization and scheduling] Why don't you shower and get ready for the day while I blog?"
Rae: "[An attempt to neglect and avoid any kind of schedule] Why don't you go make the coffee and I'll blog?"
Suffice it to say, that between the two of us goal-oriented women, we make both errands and blogging happen; with a bit laughter and respect added.
Posted by Rae at September 24, 2004 12:21 PMmy wife is actually jealous of the computer. She hates it. Both of your husbands should be lucky... ;)
Posted by: Eduardo at September 24, 2004 01:04 PM*shudder*
SHARING A COMPUER?
I'm the opposite, my computers share ME!
*talks to his 5 computers around his Geek-O-Sphere* Its okay, I'll get around to each of you in turn...
Posted by: Jeremy at September 24, 2004 02:52 PMI am on the comp right now, do dah, do dah, I am on the comp right now oh do dah daaaaaaay.
Posted by: Kris at September 24, 2004 03:03 PMDropping comment crumbs for friend here. Uhhhh, nice colors for your blog.
Posted by: Kris at September 24, 2004 03:04 PM(Telephone ringing)"Hey Rae, can you get that?" (Me, running to bedroom and sitting in computer seat)
Posted by: Kris at September 24, 2004 03:18 PMJealous-yes. Pajamas. Order pillows? Couldn't be, must be odor pillows.
Posted by: R at September 24, 2004 09:45 PMR,
Not really order pillows Mr. Marine, but her post sounds much better worded that way! (You know, creative license:) ) She has been a good non-spending girl!
Posted by: Kris at September 24, 2004 11:45 PMGuess who's reading the news and other blogs, and surfin...and guess who's still sleepin...hehe.
Posted by: Kris at September 25, 2004 08:19 AMThat's hysterical. Very funny.
Posted by: Randy at September 25, 2004 09:50 AMNow that is funny!
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