Is This Thing On?

Hello?

Hello?

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Good morning, one and all. You know, it takes a certain kind of Christian woman to invite an atheist like me to guest-blog. This probably explains why Rae was picked up by the grumpy men in white coats this morning; that whole "trip to see a friend" story is just a front for the truth, I say!

Seriously though, I've been told to be on my best behavior, so I won't go into the varied arguments against the existence of God, or talk about sundry body parts I might find of interest, or even use naughty words to express my frustration with the state of the world. If you want that, you'll have to visit me over at The World Wide Rant, where you can't touch my monkey, but you can certainly admire him.

So, given that I can't talk about the topics that interest me most, what would you like to have me expound upon? Go on, don't be shy. I don't bite. I'm a really nice guy*.

* Normally the phrase "really nice guy" is the kiss of death to any relationship, but I hope that, in this instance, it draws each of you into a closer emotional bond with yours truly. I look forward to all of us sitting around in our PJs, drinking hot chocky, and swapping stories until those Brady boys put itching powder in our sleeping bags and ruin everything!