The Fable of the Treacherous Pineapple

by E

There once was a pineapple who wanted to rule the world, but there was a small orange who got in his way. So, the world held an election. The orange won, but the pineapple was treacherous and squished the small orange, then ruled the world with tyranny.

The moral of the story: Never trust a piece of fruit, no matter what the food pyramid says.

Original artwork soon to follow.