It was me I confess:

Perdoneme, Padre. Nunca me he confesado antes en mi vida. Ni tampoco pienso hacerio ahora. Entre aqui para resguardarme del sol. ?Y que tal los Padres de San Diego? Tiene razon. Los relevistas estan un poco flojos. Quizas necesiten un poco de ayuda del cielo. ?Rezamos?

Here's the translation: Forgive me Father. I have never confessed before in my life. In fact, I don't intend to now. I came here to get out of the sun. How about those Padres? You're right. Their relief pitching is a little weak. Maybe they need a lilltle help from above. Shall we Pray?

Sorry, I had to share that from a book GB got called "The Wicked Traveler" It's funny as hell. All kinds of great useless phrases in different languages.

I get atleast five of these a month, and it makes me completely neurotic. Or maybe it just adds to that tendency. :)

I mean, great, you're looking for me, you found me, now what?

Exactly!