December 17, 2004


Well, ya come late to the party, and this is what you get:

Someone already took my utterly brilliant and totally original "Hello? Is this thing on?" idea...

So I leave you with:

Fake News.\

UPDATE: Zombyboy wishes everyone to know that due to a logical inconsistency in the universe, Nathan of Brain Fertilizer, er, fame*, was not able to log-in successfully**, and so Zombyboy graciously allowed Nathan to use his...but would also like to emphasize clearly that Nathan is the author of this crap. Zombyboy was not associated in the production of this post in any way. No Stumpjumpers were harmed in the writing of this post. Any resemblence to any individual, living or dead, is probably worth a good $125,000 to you if you can word the lawsuit correctly.

*for lack of a better word that would work in a family blog like this

**Yeah, Nathan was allowed the same extremely generous time to try it out like everyone else, but had a minor crisis at home that left him with don't really want to hear this, do you?

Posted by Rae at December 17, 2004 10:31 AM

I just want to know if it was another tragic potty training incident?

Posted by: zombyboy at December 17, 2004 11:02 AM

Potty training, no. I wouldn't call it training when noisome substances reach altitudes of greater than four feet.

Posted by: Nathan at December 17, 2004 11:04 AM

Ooo. That's not right.

Posted by: zombyboy at December 17, 2004 11:08 AM

Yeah. It's also not true.

...I'm not above exaggerating or even lying for humorous effect.

My life is generally too boring to be funny. The truth is more that I was absolutely exhausted from working 12 days straight in moving from one office building to another...see? Much less amusing.

Posted by: Nathan at December 17, 2004 11:33 AM

Nathan, I authorized you on the MuNu site (the one we sign into to MT), so you shouldn't need any special authorization (Robert and Steve of the Llama Butchers were the same). Try that.

Posted by: Rae at December 17, 2004 03:40 PM
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